Like a hunting dog finding a dead duck in dark swampy waters, she has the tracking skills to find you anywhere and everywhere.
The worst thing that can happen to a guy is being in the mall when, suddenly, you hear from across the food court a loud and deep bark.
You know, the one with a face like Danny Glover, a body like King Kong Bundy and teeth like Michael Strahan. Sometimes we don’t actually realize where our girls fall on the “blasted-in-the-face” scale.
Nicknamed Elbows at school because his face resembled a bag of elbows, he's been teased in the playground, and later in the pub and the workplace.
'All my life, I've been judged by the state of my face,' he says.
But there's a commonly-held belief that women are infinitely less shallow.
They might fantasise about a tall, dark stranger whisking them off for a night of passion, but when it comes to looking for a partner, they value wit, kindness and success just as much as good looks. Stan, a 31-year-old writer, has been tortured by his looks almost all his life.
'I wanted to lose weight, try to get fit and improve my body.
I've tried to do the same thing many times in my life and always failed.
We all have flaws, but in the case of an ugly chick her main down side is that all of her flaws landed smack-dab on her face.
We all know the pain of dragging “that” girl around.
Expect your friends to do any of the following things: 10.