Once they find him, Homer says he never cares for dogs, except for his childhood dog named Bongo and tells the family how Mr. After a lockdown at a kids' fun center (caused by a kid chasing after a ball and a negligent worker talking on her cell phone), Homer is traumatized over seeing everyone panic in the chaos, and meets a doomsday prepper who introduces him to some Springfield residents who are preparing for the day when society crumbles from a disaster.Guest star: Tom Waits Springfield Elementary School is in danger of shutting down due to low test scores on the latest standardized test, and Bart may be the school's only hope.Guest star: Kevin Michael Richardson A new substitute teacher named Miss Cantwell is hired while Miss Hoover is out with severe depression, and Lisa must figure out why Miss Cantwell hates her.
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The Simpsons return to New York City after Bart discovers that, out of all of the female interests he has had, the only one who continued to like him was Cletus Spuckler's daughter, Mary who once helped him save a cow, and now that Mary has moved to the Big Apple to be a writer for Saturday Night Live, Bart wants to see her again.
Guest star: Ken Burns, Zooey Deschanel, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anne Hathaway, Maurice La Marche, Don Pardo, Natalie Portman, Kevin Michael Richardson, Al Roker and Sarah Silverman A Halloween special: -An intro showing a botched Mayan sacrifice in the past causing the end of the world in 2012.
Guest star: Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Patton Oswalt, and The Decemberists When a fire at the retirement home forces Grampa to move home with the Simpsons, Homer throws out his back on moving day and decides to stay home to recover.
While enjoying his time alone, Homer gets distracted by a tablet game called "Village Ville" and loses the family dog, Santa's Little Helper.
Meanwhile, Homer uses a discarded parking meter to rake in some extra money.
Guest star: Valerie Harper After surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer seek out guardians for the kids, in case the worst should happen.
Guest star: Richard Dawkins and Tina Fey Lisa must defend Bart after he is accused of pulling an Easter prank on the school marching band. Burns fulfills his dream of becoming a superhero, and Smithers pays the townspeople to be supervillains.
Guest star: Janet Reno Homer takes a page from 50 Shades of Grey and decides that a sadomasochistic relationship with Marge is the way to go.
Meanwhile, Lisa adds insects to her vegetarian diet after passing out during a saxophone solo from iron deficiency, but immediately quits when the bugs guilt her in her dreams.