Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.
I say this simply because, Dutch women, in spite of often dressing as if the Netherlands has a permanent power outage, and they can only choose what to wear in the dark, are amongst the most beautiful women that you’ll see anywhere in the world.
That in itself would be reason enough for every Dutch male to get down on their hands and knees and thank God, Buddha or Allah that they are lucky enough to be born here, but they have an even better reason to be blissfully happy.
This in turn has led to the Dutch male being one of the laziest when it comes to chasing women, as generally they don’t really need to.
The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted.
Because of this, expat women, often end up making the following deadly mistakes when dating a Dutch man. In many countries it’s quite normal during the course of a date to flirt with each other.
Dutch men, used as they are to having antelope served to them on a denim covered plate, have missed out on this vital part of human relations during their development to adulthood.The Dutch female is often not particularly interested or fazed by the fact that their target could be married, in a relationship or even as the shallow man has witnessed with his own eyes, have their girlfriend present.The Dutch ladies are relentless once they have set their sights on a target.Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch lion.The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?