So why will this fifty-year-old white dude from Texas tune in to every episode of , which premieres tonight at 11 pm on VH1?
Because above everything else she is -- former stripper, author, ex of both Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa, mom, businesswoman -- Amber Rose is a bad bitch.
Most people won't be concerned about that because they primarily use apps like Whats App and i Message for their "features", she writes, and not because of the technology they incorporate to keep messages safe.
Terrorists are using private chat apps to co-ordinate attacks and must be stopped, she writes.
Candi looked taken aback by the revelation, shooting back: "I'm starting to feel that you're bad in bed."[But] we find that some of the people that we think are the biggest freaks or whatever are so whack in the bedroom."Brutal.
She even lambasted Amber for not being more experimental with sex toys, leaving the sheepish former stripper mumbling: "I know, I'm weak for that."However the gender equality activist said that she was far from shy when it came to indulging in a little bit of, ahem, self-love."I masturbate all the time. That's why my skin looks so flawless," she said with a smile.
"Who uses Whats App because it is end-to-end encrypted, rather than because it is an incredibly user-friendly and cheap way of staying in touch with friends and family?
" It isn't clear what Ms Rudd was referring to when she suggested there was a trade-off between ease of use and features, and security.
So you can imagine the horror among The Amber Rose Show's studio audience when she confessed that underneath all of her bravado, she was straight-up vanilla in the sheets.
Opening up to reality star and sex toy mogul Candi Burruss, she admitted: "I feel like I'm just such a nerd in the bedroom," prompting murmurers and gasps from her guests."People think that I have orgies all day and I do these crazy sex acts – I'm really just a normal girl."Say what?
"Amber Rudd must be absolutely clear on what co-operation she expects from Internet companies.